Back to School - The A,B,C's

Whoa. So, some trojan virus snuck into the Rob and Bill computer and sucked the life out of the hard drive and the blogging was temporarily halted. maybe it was the pig flu? Heaven forbid that Rob and Bill could not blog. No burgers, no fries, no greasy buckets of chicken. Sorry for the lack of drivel but with all the pap on television you had plenty to do. Now where were we?....

Oh yeah, from our back to school episode we found this amazing talent.
I wonder if Elmo heard this guy if he would be on Sesame street or Talk Soup?

Hitting a Few Buckets

Now that The Masters is over and everyone is thinking about hitting a few buckets out at the range it seemed appropriate to post some early Rob and Bill golfing video. The hosts did not have the cash at that time for ProV1's. Please leave your comments and any instructional tips you might have.

Grease Of The Week

Perhaps there is no segment more universally understood than grease of the week. Franchisees used to think it was a negative slang but no way. Grease means love in Rob and Bill language. Gazillions and gazillions sold means it's good. Either that or there is crack inside the bun. When someone tells you they are tired of bad fast food let's just face the fact that they are lying. There is nothing better on the planet when someone is really hungry (or hungover) and wants to chow down than America's own fast food joy. Here is a little video montage on some of the first greasy segments ever done. Let us know what your favorite fast food is and why.

The World's First 37 Minute TalkShow

Early in the show's life we decided to title the program "The Worlds First 37 Minute TalkShow." That was because when we finished the first show it timed out to be 37 minutes. But more importantly, we didn't have any other title. True genius. So it stuck for a while, even when the episodes were 54 minutes, 43 minutes or 29 minutes. We really weren't sticklers for details at that time. Then one day we decided to do a show with a theme. Seemed like it just happened really. It think it was about the 6th or 7th show on Cable Access. It was called The Brain Dead Episode (more on this episode later). We welcome and encourage any comments on this one for sure. The best comment will get a full blog entry dedicated to the person and the entry.

A Talk Show Without Desks

Seems like every talk show host sits behind a desk. What's up with that? That's like being in school or something. We decided early on that our show was about being out in the streets, with the public, not behind a desk. Our Motto, No Desks. This clip highlights that core belief.

The TalkShow Theme Music

Rob and Bill's TalkShow needed a theme song for the opening of the show because, how could a great show exist without a great opening. We had written a song titled, "I'm Just An Insect on The Windshield of Life," and the tune seemed to have a nice catchy music break that felt fun and silly enough for the show so it stuck. Fans from all around know the the melody line from the song's break (sax played by band member and buddy Doug) because they heard it every week when the show opened. But not everyone knew the entire song or saw the spectacular video that the hosts created one night after hours of sleep deprivation. Here for your enjoyment is the incredible video.

Mold of The Month

In search for new "segments of the Week" this one seemed obvious. Bachelor Refrigerator of the Week was spawned in the first episode and we saw Rob's pickle. It wouldn't be long before we started finding very moldy items left by bachelors that didn't really know that refrigerators should actually be cleaned much less understand the concept that they should throw away old food products. On our second show we found a young bachelor who had some fun things in his fridge other than the 12 pack and the light.