Back to School - Cool Words And How To Use Them

It's the new year and kids everywhere have gone back to school. Sometimes after the holiday break they pick up new lingo, phrases, and words. Every once in a while a word will stick. Like dude. Who invented that word anyway dude? Dude, man. Dudeman. It can be used so many ways to convey so many emotions.

One day Rob and Bill ran into a dude man who gave us all a lesson on how words can be used and how cool words can be if they are put in the right place the right way. Listen up class, professor Dallas is teaching...

ROB

Isn't Rob kinda like "Madonna" now? I mean, when you say it, people the world over just know who it is. Rob. What else is there. Surely nobody thinks of a material girl or an iron bra but they must think of things like fortune cookies. Right?

Anyway, here are the top 5 Rob-isms...

1. Always use your condiments.

2. They see us, they know us they love us, it's all about talk show staff badges.

3. Is Mr. Potato Head fried?

4. Hey, watch that pickle Mr.

5. Isn't a moldy mushroom redundant?

Amazing New Language Discovery on Frat Row

On every college campus there are fabulous organizations called Fraternity's. Often times the greatness of these intellectual groups of men go overlooked but Rob and Bill discovered how language is often developed within the walls of these fine establishments.
This clip highlights where the phrase, "Cling," originated. Since the beginning of time, man has been looking for a word to define this characteristic of human male behavior and Rob and Bill's investigative reporting uncover this amazing word fact.
Enjoy.

Pull Rob's Nob

OK, so we invented a segment called, "Rock Review of the Week," and met a bunch of cool and insane musicians. Some of them, like Rod Abernathy of Arrogance and about a thousand other bands, had toys. This one we found quite interesting so we did an interview with the toy. So cutting edge it is hard to imagine. The toys name was Rob, imagine that...

Back To School -- Street People

Every year in every town in America it is "back to school" time. We love that time of year and always had fun leaving the television studio and going out into the world to see what was happening as school was about to start. Colorful characters appeared almost everywhere we went and this particular afternoon was no exception. Meet Berferd.

Weird Man

Several years ago, actually before reality TV proliferated the airwaves, we met with a television executive in Los Angeles. As we were discussing double cheeseburgers, the saltiness of fries and the potential to syndicate Rob and Bill's TalkShow, he told us that he thought we should film in a studio behind a desk like "traditional" talk shows. For some reason he didn't think that people would ever watch reality TV. He said the public was just too sophisticated to watch television that wasn't high quality production value and not scripted. I guess the public became less sophisticated.

Rob and Bill "lived outside the box," "broke the TV rules," "changed the game," "shifted paradigms" and a bunch of other over used business bingo phrases.

Take "Weird Man." Now that was just plain old unscripted genius and reality fun.

Back to School - The A,B,C's

Whoa. So, some trojan virus snuck into the Rob and Bill computer and sucked the life out of the hard drive and the blogging was temporarily halted. maybe it was the pig flu? Heaven forbid that Rob and Bill could not blog. No burgers, no fries, no greasy buckets of chicken. Sorry for the lack of drivel but with all the pap on television you had plenty to do. Now where were we?....

Oh yeah, from our back to school episode we found this amazing talent.
I wonder if Elmo heard this guy if he would be on Sesame street or Talk Soup?